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FuckWater Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 270 ml / 9.1 oz

FuckWater Dick Polish Masturbation Cream 270 ml / 9.1 oz

Regular price $22.49 CAD
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Surrender to the ultimate solo session. Dick Polish is a uniquely formulated, oil-based cream designed to melt at body temperature, providing legendary-longevity and a slicker-than-ever glide for your most epic sesh.

  • Epic Longevity Formula: Designed specifically for extended sessions. Dick Polish maintains a supremely slick feel for a long time, perfect for when a quick one turns into a full-blown epic.
  • Melts at Body Temperature: This unique cream instantly transforms into a rich oil upon contact with your skin, delivering an intensely smooth and slick sensation that stays consistent to the last stroke.
  • Proudly Canadian-Made Quality: Crafted with high-quality ingredients including Petrolatum and Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, ensuring a premium feel and reliable performance.
  • Loyal Companion for Solo Play: Whether you're edging until you forget your own name or gooning yourself into a dopamine coma, this cream will be your loyal companion, ensuring the journey to climax is always enjoyable.

The Legendary Glide for Your Longest Sessions

Meet man's new best friend! Dick Polish is not just a cream; it’s an experience. Its unique oil-based formulation is engineered for supreme longevity, giving you an ultra-slick glide that drastically reduces the need for reapplication. Simply apply a small amount, and feel the cream melt instantly at body temperature into a rich, long-lasting oil that's slicker than your browser history. It's the perfect way to amplify your pleasure, keeping you in the zone whether you're building to a massive climax or simply enjoying some well-deserved solo exploration.

Quality and Peace of Mind from FuckWater

Made by FuckWater, Dick Polish uses a blend of ingredients chosen for their slick texture and staying power, including Mineral Oil, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, and Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract. The rich, creamy texture provides an incredibly satisfying feel against the skin, delivering the sensation and longevity you need for a truly epic session. This product is PROUDLY MADE IN CANADA, so you can trust in its quality and craftsmanship.

Compatibility & Convenience

As an oil-based cream, Dick Polish is designed purely for maximum slickness and solo pleasure.

Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with latex condoms.

 

Ingredients: Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.

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